Rogerbot !

Today I was looking at some Apache access logs when I noticed a new client crawling one of the sites that I manage, it is called rogerbot! “rogerbot/1.0 (http://www.seomoz.org, rogerbot-crawler@seomoz.org)” from seomoz.

Seomoz provides really cool SEO Software but I didn’t imagine that they will call their bot Roger ! :)

more info about rogerbot crawler you can find in the below links:

http://www.seomoz.org/dp/rogerbot

http://www.seomoz.org/help/rogerbot-crawler

List loaded modules in Apache web server

One of the tasks that almost every web master need to check form time to time is to list loaded modules in Apache web server, fortunetly standard Apache installation in Linux distributions comes with useful tool called apachectl.

in Debian and Ubuntu you can use the following

apache2ctl -t -D DUMP_MODULES

it will print all loaded modules :

Loaded Modules:
 core_module (static)
 log_config_module (static)
 logio_module (static)
 mpm_prefork_module (static)
 http_module (static)
 so_module (static)
 alias_module (shared)
 auth_basic_module (shared)
 authn_file_module (shared)
 authz_default_module (shared)
 authz_groupfile_module (shared)
 authz_host_module (shared)
 authz_user_module (shared)
 autoindex_module (shared)
 cgi_module (shared)
 deflate_module (shared)
 dir_module (shared)
 env_module (shared)
 mime_module (shared)
 negotiation_module (shared)
 php5_module (shared)
 reqtimeout_module (shared)
 rewrite_module (shared)
 setenvif_module (shared)
 ssl_module (shared)
 status_module (shared)
 vhost_alias_module (shared)
Syntax OK

 

Please note some Linux distribution uses apachectl instead of apache2ctl

A woman writes to the IT Technical support guy:

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in
the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and SOCCER 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
NN

Reply:

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears
6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 prog